Miss Honestee

So Nicole Kidman claims she is 5 months pregnant, but where is her bump?? I don’t doubt that she is pregnant, but seriously, for five months she doesn’t look like she is pregnant, but just ate a big meal. Nicole looked so classy and perfect at the Academy Awards, and I know she wore that loose fitting dress to cover her bulging bump, but she doesn’t even look like she is pregnant. How is she staying so incredibly skinny while she is pregnant, while most woman would be engorged whales by now? Nicole, we are in awe, you’re the only woman who could could seriously hide your pregnancy and no one would suspect a thing. Bravo, you’re the ideal celebrity!