I am going to try to write this post without sounding too cynical, I know I probably won’t succeed, but come on, how am I not suppose to sound cynical when reporting on pregnant 16-year old Jamie Lynn Spears and her recent engagement to her 18-year old boyfriend. PEOPLE.com has reported that Jamie Lynn Spears is sporting a new engagement ring given to her by her 18-year old boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. The world was shocked earlier this year when Jamie Lynn admitted to the world that she was pregnant; how could the prim and proper, younger sister of famous train-wreck, Britney Spears, be so irresponsible and get pregnant in the midst of a flourishing career? Jamie Lynn is double, no wait, triple, irresponsible because not only did she get pregnant at 16, but she did it right in the middle of a flourishing career, and now she is adding to the mess by getting engaged to her teenage boyfriend. Why add to the chaos of a teenage pregnancy by getting married?
Please Heidi, No More Singing: Miss Honestee on “No More” March 25, 2008
Heidi Montag, what do we say about poor little Heidi? Before I delve into her new single “No More” and its “vibe”, let me just sum up Heidi. First of all, after watching the Hills premiere last night, it is obvious that Heidi is morphing into the typical blonde haired Hollywood poser. She has a new set of fake boobs, a nice new straight nose and her lips looks like they were plumped recently. It is just so sad to see her milk her little fame she has gotten from the Hills, hoping now to become a pop star. If another reality star tries to go mainstream and make it big, I think Hollywood is going to explode. The only thing I will give Heidi props on, is her assertion with Spencer. She is actually voicing her needs and frustration pretty well with him. She may not be able to stay strong against Hollywood’s influence, but she is able to stay strong in her relationship.
So now about her new single, “No More“; it is definitely a step up from her last dreadful single, “Higher“, which was ripped apart by the music industry. “No More” has the typical catchy pop sound, but the singing is so shallow and hollow. I don’t think Heidi’s voice is capable of any range because her voice stays the same tone the entire song. The lyrics express Heidi’s frustration over being treated poorly in a relationship, but her voice does not echo any pain or frustration; her voice is just empty. The tone is not horrible, but it is just boring and has a mild trance feel. Heidi’s song “No More” has no distinguishable qualities and is only mildly entertaining.
Do you agree with me? Do you think her single is another trainwreck, or does it have some redeeming qualitites?
Is Nicole really 5 months pregnant?? March 23, 2008
After I saw the pictures of Nicole Kidman at the Academy awards, I could have sworn she was not four months pregnant, because she was barely showing! But now TMZ.com agrees with me; they just released this photo stating that “Nicole does not look five months pregnant, but merely looks like she has gas!” So I am not the only one that thinks Nicole is a pregnancy phenomenon; at five months most woman looks like bloated whales, no offense ladies, but you know it’s true. But not Nicole, she just looks like she had a heavy lunch.
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s Twin’s Debut! March 23, 2008
How is Silda Spitzer surviving the scandal? March 18, 2008
So everyone has heard about Governor Spitzer and how spent thousands of dollars on escorts, maybe even taxpayer’s money, but what about his wife Silda Spitzer? How has she been holding up? The only time anyone sees Silda is when she is solemnly standing next her husband while he gives is “I’m ashamed” speeches; so why has she not kicked his ass to the curb? Friends of Silda claim that maybe Silda has wanted to leave Eliot but she took a vow for “better or for worse”, so she is staying true to her words. Silda is described as a very honorable woman who takes her marriage very seriously. Furthermore, Silda is still in complete shock and hasn’t wanted to make any hasty decisions. “She’s in a state of shock right now and she’s not going to make any hasty decisions,” adds high school friend Lina Gibson of Concord, N.C. “She’s not going to throw 20 years of marriage away based on one week of reports. She has to wait until this does down and decide what she wants to do, not what the media decides she should do.” Silda probably is struggling with the infidelity like most men or woman would; you know you should leave your partner because you do deserve better, but your whole life is wrapped up in them, so is it really worth starting all over? Silda has probably dedicated her entire life to her husbands career, forgetting herself in the process, so it would be especially difficult for her to leave him. Regardless of what decision she makes, I do feel for the woman, her husband humiliated her in front of the nation because he wanted to f&#k a prostitute. So the Spitzer saga continues…just another day in politics…
Halle Berry has a Girl! March 17, 2008
Spritzer Hooker is Cashing In! March 17, 2008
Hospital fires snooping Britney employees… March 16, 2008
UCLA medical center is firing several employees, more than thirteen, because they were snooping through Britney Spears’s private medical records concerning her psych visit earlier this year. Twelve other employees, including several doctors, will be disciplined for looking at Britney’s confidential computer records. This isn’t the first problem Britney has had with snooping; in 2005 several employees were fired for snooping after the birth of Sean Preston. Don’t people understand that Britney Spears is just a person, not a freaking God!! Why sacrifice your reputation and job to just find out why Britney is loosing her mind?
Dieing Man Inspires Oprah March 12, 2008
What would you do if you had only months to live? Randy Pausch is a dieing man and will die in a couple of months; Pausch suffers from aggressive pancreatic cancer and his cancer has returned after surgery, chemo and radiation; doctors tell him he only has months to live. Pausch has three young children and is a popular Professor at Carnegie Mellon University. What has made Pausch famous is his final lecture he gave to his students. His lecture is now being downloaded online all across the world. People from all over are inspired that a man who has months to live, a man who will leave his young children behind, can be so inspirational and positive. His inspiring words have become so famous that Oprah celebrated him on her show and had him give his final lecture that has made him so famous. The following video is his “final lecture“; it is truly powerful, inspirational and mildly depressing. I promise you it will make you rethink your life and appreciate all that you have.
Heidi and Spencer at a Lakers Game March 12, 2008
So Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, our favorite reality villains, hit up a Lakers game the other day, along with Tobey Maguire on the far right. So it looks like Heidi got the LA memo and is dressed to impress for a mere Lakers game; what I hate is how these celebrity woman dress in stilettos and legging, or knee high boots just to watch a sporting event. I think Heidi looks ridiculous, not only because her outfit is horrendous, but because she actually thinks she looks appropriate for a Lakers game. Why can’t all celebrities be like Tobey and wear casual attire to a casual event? I think we would all agree that Heidi has 100% gotten caught up in the LA “scene”, poor poor girl.
And don’t miss this season of the Hills; it is rumored that Spencer actually cheated on dear Heidi when they split temporarily. Heidi says “that her and Spencer have different definitions of cheating.” Ahhh, I can’t wait for the juice to begin!
